Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in pokemon pornography. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, pokemon pornography.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “pokemon pornography” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with pokemon pornography,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “pokemon pornography” baptism imaginable.