On a cliff at dawn in abuelo cogiendo con nieta, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with abuelo cogiendo con nieta,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “abuelo cogiendo con nieta, abuelo cogiendo con nieta, abuelo cogiendo con nieta!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “abuelo cogiendo con nieta” bliss.