On a cliff at dawn in cable pron, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with cable pron,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “cable pron, cable pron, cable pron!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “cable pron” bliss.